Programming

Programming

Programming Links

• Einstein, Heisenberg, and Tipler before the Throne of God God is a programmer, actually, and quantum nonlocality is just a bug.
  
• Object-Oriented Programming Jokes Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
  
• Hacker's Wisdom Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
  
• Jargon File Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
  
• The Tao Of Programming Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
  
• Softpanorama Humor Archive Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
  
• God as a Computer Programmer A metaphor answering several important theological questions.
  
• Programming Languages are Like Women Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
  
• Academic Programmers: A Spotter's Guide A list of the twenty types of academically trained programmers, compiled by a University of York computer scientist.
  
• Trills' Humor Archive Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.
  
• Life of Programmer Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
  
• Hello, World Page Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells etc.) as possible.
  
• The Retrocomputing Museum Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
  
• The Evolution of a Programmer Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
  
• Holger's Humor Page Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
  
• Programming is a Weird and Wacky World Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
  
• Reflections on Trusting Trust An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
  
• Allegedly Funny: Nerd Humor Fun, jokes and humor for nerds. Prank assembler opcodes, prank programming languages, prank manuals, the California Coding Convention, and intimidatingly much other stuff.
  
• Computer Stupidities Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
  
• Computer Programming Humor Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
  
• Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code A song kind of by Paul Simon.
  
• Epigrams in Programming List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
  
• How to Write Unmaintainable Code Guaranteed lifetime employment thanks to write-only Java code.
  
• Laugh Along with GNU Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.